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To The Old Man At The Grocery Store

We were in the Tesco, checking out the discounted section in refrigerated goods. You had white hair and a camouflage jacket. You shared a…

Jan 17, 2023

To The Old Man At The Grocery Store

Jan 17, 2023

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Jihad in the UK? Fuck Off

Israel isn’t going to stop until Hamas is gone. Accept this. Start to imagine what you would do in their place. A ceasefire is not it.

Dec 11, 2023

Jihad in the UK? Fuck Off

Dec 11, 2023

The Working Tax Credit Hours Requirement Should Be Equalised

somewhere on the internets i found this, long ago

Nov 3, 2024

The Working Tax Credit Hours Requirement Should Be Equalised

Nov 3, 2024

The UK’s Beige Revolution

The UK election has come and gone with all the excitement of a 10 year old’s birthday party, but in this metaphor, you’re 35 so. . .meh.

Jul 10, 2024

The UK’s Beige Revolution

Jul 10, 2024

When Neo Nazis and Jews Agree

When these two polar opposites agree that something is a threat, perhaps you should listen. Both of these groups are sounding the alarm…

Dec 13, 2023

When Neo Nazis and Jews Agree

Dec 13, 2023

No, I Do Not Offer Happy Endings

I’ve joined Instagram to promote my work as a massage therapist. The weird and wonderful things I’ve seen in just a month….crikey. I was…

Oct 2, 2023

No, I Do Not Offer Happy Endings

Oct 2, 2023

Clean BEFORE Your BBQ, Karen

I was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have…

Jun 12, 2023

Clean BEFORE Your BBQ, Karen

Jun 12, 2023

I Dream of Restaurants

I have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves…

May 21, 2023

I Dream of Restaurants

May 21, 2023

Almost Made It To Dawn

I don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese.

Apr 30, 2023

Almost Made It To Dawn

Apr 30, 2023

Bitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die Today

What it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023.

Apr 22, 2023

Bitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die Today

Apr 22, 2023

Auntie Sylvie

Auntie Sylvie

Observer. I bitch about politics, parenting, and whatever else takes my fancy. I like old people. Use my link: https://medium.com/membership/@sylvia-observer/

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