Auntie SylvieThe UK’s Beige RevolutionThe UK election has come and gone with all the excitement of a 10 year old’s birthday party, but in this metaphor, you’re 35 so. . .meh.Jul 102Jul 102
Auntie SylvieWhen Neo Nazis and Jews AgreeWhen these two polar opposites agree that something is a threat, perhaps you should listen. Both of these groups are sounding the alarm…Dec 13, 20238Dec 13, 20238
Auntie SylvieJihad in the UK? Fuck OffIsrael isn’t going to stop until Hamas is gone. Accept this. Start to imagine what you would do in their place. A ceasefire is not it.Dec 11, 202325Dec 11, 202325
Auntie SylvieNo, I Do Not Offer Happy EndingsI’ve joined Instagram to promote my work as a massage therapist. The weird and wonderful things I’ve seen in just a month….crikey. I was…Oct 2, 20231Oct 2, 20231
Auntie SylvieClean BEFORE Your BBQ, KarenI was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have…Jun 12, 20233Jun 12, 20233
Auntie SylvieI Dream of RestaurantsI have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves…May 21, 20231May 21, 20231
Auntie SylvieAlmost Made It To DawnI don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese.Apr 30, 2023Apr 30, 2023
Auntie SylvieBitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die TodayWhat it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023.Apr 22, 20232Apr 22, 20232
Auntie SylvieTits On Fire, Rolling Down the RoadI’m dreading the doctor’s office after the experience I had the first time there was titty trouble.Mar 16, 20232Mar 16, 20232
Auntie SylvieBeing Shat Upon From A Great Heightor: Tessa Commented On My ArticleMar 15, 20234Mar 15, 20234