I was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have known her for over a decade and have overlooked some untidiness in the past. But this….this was on a scale of filth that showed…

I have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves reset, I had no one to go to but the restaurants that were used to me dining alone. …

I don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese. There is shitty cheese, but we don’t talk about that. Godawful fate, however? Yes, lawd. We are gonna talk about that. I went out in the dark night…

What it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023. I recently had my breast and a bit of lymph tissue biopsied by the beautiful, wonderful, awesome taxpayer funded NHS in Scotland. No cancer found. …

I’m dreading the doctor’s office after the experience I had the first time there was titty trouble. My breasts are sore. I woke up yesterday and had a swollen, hard lump in my left breast. The supposedly healthy breast. I had a benign cyst in one breast last year and…

or: Tessa Commented On My Article So this morning, I woke up crying to myself about my sister, how she’s spent a lifetime taking what’s hers and what’s mine. I woke up frustrated that my kid has fucked up the period key on my keyboard and so writing is even…

I’ve never been so desperate to see an election come. Keir Starmer might be a plate of uncooked dough, but I’ll take it. Give me anyone but a Tory, please G-d. Whatever is happening here has been happening for a while. It’s starting to stink to high heaven now. The…

Puffin Books hired Inclusive Minds to adapt Roald Dahl’s childrens books into “acceptable” works for the modern age. For instance, they removed the word “fat” from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They changed many passages of The Witches to appear more woke and inclusive. The Guardian also wrote about…

Dear Villein of the Power Company email account, I reply to your threatening email of today regarding my overdue balance. I’m not sure this is a monitored email account, but if it is, allow me to express my fucking disgust at your pushy demands for vast sums of money. …