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When Neo Nazis and Jews Agree

When these two polar opposites agree that something is a threat, perhaps you should listen. Both of these groups are sounding the alarm…

3 min readDec 13, 2023

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Jihad in the UK? Fuck Off

Israel isn’t going to stop until Hamas is gone. Accept this. Start to imagine what you would do in their place. A ceasefire is not it.

4 min readDec 11, 2023

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No, I Do Not Offer Happy Endings

I’ve joined Instagram to promote my work as a massage therapist. The weird and wonderful things I’ve seen in just a month….crikey. I was…

6 min readOct 2, 2023

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Where Has Auntie Been?

I have had one hell of a day at work. Yes, that’s right. I went back to work. I am now massaging again at a salon in the Southside of…

3 min readJul 25, 2023

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Clean BEFORE Your BBQ, Karen

I was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have…

6 min readJun 12, 2023

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I Dream of Restaurants

I have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves…

4 min readMay 21, 2023

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Almost Made It To Dawn

I don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese.

4 min readApr 30, 2023

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Almost Made It To Dawn

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Bitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die Today

What it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023.

4 min readApr 22, 2023

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Bitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die Today

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Tits On Fire, Rolling Down the Road

I’m dreading the doctor’s office after the experience I had the first time there was titty trouble.

3 min readMar 16, 2023

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Being Shat Upon From A Great Height

or: Tessa Commented On My Article

3 min readMar 15, 2023

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Sylvia

Sylvia

Observer. I bitch about politics, parenting, and whatever else takes my fancy. I like old people. Use my link: https://medium.com/membership/@sylvia-observer/

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