An Open Letter to Energy Companies

3 min readFeb 7
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Dear Villein of the Power Company email account, I reply to your threatening email of today regarding my overdue balance. I’m not sure this is a monitored email account, but if it is, allow me to express my fucking disgust at your pushy demands for vast sums of money. Fuck your company and fuck your shareholders.

[“Motherfuckers!” I mumble into the neck of my oversized sweater.]


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