How’s it going for you? I stepped in dog shit at 5am.
So we have a houseguest for a hot minute. This morning, I stepped in their dog’s shit, which was in front of my kitchen sink. I was up early, about 5:30am, and the very last thing I wanted was the joy my foot found.
After the initial screaming and hopping around, the horror set in and I spent a good three minutes in the loo, disinfecting my foot, the…