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Kevin McCarthy is a Loser
Doodedootdoo-dadooodadootdoot BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are obstructionist twats who can’t run a political party to save their lives! At the time of this article, Kevin McCarthy has lost FIVE, count ’em FIVE votes to become Speaker of the US House of Representatives.
Apparently, ‘bout twenty of his own party will not get on board and vote for him so House business can proceed along as normal. First time this has happened in one hundred years, mate. Ridiculous behaviour.
Watching the US House of Representatives be utterly monkey wrenched by a tiny cabal of morons who won’t even help their own party consolidate hard won power? <chef’s kiss> Mwah! Also a good distraction from the current UK government.
Your gridlock is my rubber necking material, I’m afraid.
OK, the third time it was funny. The fourth time he lost? Hilarious! But come on, a fifth time?
Am I right in guessing that the cabal of idiot Republicans trying to keep McCarthy off the gavel are all worried about the House proceedings re: Jan 6th? I mean, Byron Donalds? Really? Come on, man!