Look, I'm an American by birth but I moved to the UK in my mid 20s. So I feel like I'm the one to come get you right now.

Come over here with me a minute, Tim.


Listen, while it was helpful to hear your point of view regarding pride in your country and the many ways to interpret pride itself, your opinion of Britain can take itself for a walk.
War of 1812, you say? Nazism from the UK, you assert? You're embarassing all of us. Hit the road with that, Jack. The virtue signallers' meet up is round the other corner.

I'm asking nicely,
South Cackalacky Auntie