Snorting to himself in disbelief at this foolish strumpet's reply, the slightly sweaty fingers of his right hand wiped a booger from his nose and then proceeded to type.

"I'm a man in a pork pie hat!" he began.

"I demand you take me and my weak argument seriously or I shall call you a racist! A Nazi!"

Harumph! He thought to himself, That will silence her! How dare she have an opinion I find unacceptable!