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Why Are You Following Me?
And have you used my membership link to open your Medium account?
Why not? If you join using my link, I get half of your monthly subscription fee back from Medium. I then buy coffee to feed my habit. You then get more articles from my over caffeinated brain.
It’s the goshdarn New Year again. The world is going to hell in a tatty handbasket and you could probably lose your mind quite easily between breakfast and elevensies if you watch any news.
So just read Adebayo Adeniran everyday, he’ll keep you aware of the goings on in the world. Also, read my articles. I make funny. You laugh. We all live another day.
So, why are you following me if you don’t want to subscribe via moi? Who raised you?! You’re better than this. You know it. I know it. Your Maw definitely knows it. Do the right thing.
I had to take my own beloved’s hand and guide him gently to the mouse. He is now a Sylvia led Medium subscriber. If he can do it, I know you can.
We all overlook important stuff sometimes. I forgive you. But now, with the whole world in chaos and hurtling towards a 6th extinction event, I need you to adjust your priorities: subscribe to Medium through me. I am the way. And I have a light. No smoking until you subscribe though.