SylviaWhen Neo Nazis and Jews AgreeWhen these two polar opposites agree that something is a threat, perhaps you should listen. Both of these groups are sounding the alarm…·3 min read·Dec 13, 2023--4--4
SylviaJihad in the UK? Fuck OffIsrael isn’t going to stop until Hamas is gone. Accept this. Start to imagine what you would do in their place. A ceasefire is not it.·4 min read·Dec 11, 2023--20--20
SylviaNo, I Do Not Offer Happy EndingsI’ve joined Instagram to promote my work as a massage therapist. The weird and wonderful things I’ve seen in just a month….crikey. I was…·6 min read·Oct 2, 2023--1--1
SylviaWhere Has Auntie Been?I have had one hell of a day at work. Yes, that’s right. I went back to work. I am now massaging again at a salon in the Southside of…·3 min read·Jul 25, 2023--3--3
SylviaClean BEFORE Your BBQ, KarenI was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have…·6 min read·Jun 12, 2023--3--3
SylviaI Dream of RestaurantsI have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves…·4 min read·May 21, 2023--1--1
SylviaAlmost Made It To DawnI don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese.·4 min read·Apr 30, 2023----
SylviaBitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die TodayWhat it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023.·4 min read·Apr 22, 2023--2--2
SylviaTits On Fire, Rolling Down the RoadI’m dreading the doctor’s office after the experience I had the first time there was titty trouble.·3 min read·Mar 16, 2023--3--3
SylviaBeing Shat Upon From A Great Heightor: Tessa Commented On My Article·3 min read·Mar 15, 2023--4--4