SylviaThe UK’s Beige RevolutionThe UK election has come and gone with all the excitement of a 10 year old’s birthday party, but in this metaphor, you’re 35 so. . .meh.Jul 101Jul 101
SylviaBeen A Long Time, Medium FolksAll the latest news from my personal Lake Woebegone, as it were.Jun 161Jun 161
SylviaWhen Neo Nazis and Jews AgreeWhen these two polar opposites agree that something is a threat, perhaps you should listen. Both of these groups are sounding the alarm…Dec 13, 20236Dec 13, 20236
SylviaJihad in the UK? Fuck OffIsrael isn’t going to stop until Hamas is gone. Accept this. Start to imagine what you would do in their place. A ceasefire is not it.Dec 11, 202324Dec 11, 202324
SylviaNo, I Do Not Offer Happy EndingsI’ve joined Instagram to promote my work as a massage therapist. The weird and wonderful things I’ve seen in just a month….crikey. I was…Oct 2, 20231Oct 2, 20231
SylviaWhere Has Auntie Been?I have had one hell of a day at work. Yes, that’s right. I went back to work. I am now massaging again at a salon in the Southside of…Jul 25, 20233Jul 25, 20233
SylviaClean BEFORE Your BBQ, KarenI was recently invited to a bbq* at a friend’s house. When my family and I arrived, it was the most digusting scene imaginable. I have…Jun 12, 20233Jun 12, 20233
SylviaI Dream of RestaurantsI have a complicated relationship with food. In the years when most of you would go home for a meal from Mom or Grandma and feel yourselves…May 21, 20231May 21, 20231
SylviaAlmost Made It To DawnI don’t fucking know. What can I tell you, mate? The world is a sublime mixture of godawful fate and excellent cheese.Apr 30, 2023Apr 30, 2023
SylviaBitches, I Ain’t Gonna Die TodayWhat it’s like getting a cancer check done by the NHS in Scotland in 2023.Apr 22, 20232Apr 22, 20232